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Postby dolfan » March 5th, 2008, 11:14 am

Offshooting from another post on another thread ......

According to this website, I've got until either December, 2014, December, 2017 or December, 2023 to live. I'll split the difference and take December, 2018 and prove 'em wrong!! HA! I've got the last laugh .... er, sorta. :lol:
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Postby soulsearcher » March 5th, 2008, 11:30 am

Friday, June 28, 2024. Now all ya'll mark your calendars.

P.S. The BMI (Body Mass Index) wouldn't go below 25, even when I immediately lost 30 pounds! :lol:
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Postby teach » March 5th, 2008, 11:34 am

jan 27, 2086

i am going to live to be 105!

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Postby paul » March 5th, 2008, 11:37 am

November 21st 2042

Not to bad that will put me at 96 No complaints
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Postby Paully_44 » March 5th, 2008, 11:47 am

I must be doing something wrong. I only get to live another 30 years. I'll only be 72 then. I will live to be older than that.
Let the wild rumpus start!

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Postby Ilovebigcats » March 5th, 2008, 11:51 am

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Monday, August 24, 2026

Wow. I only have 18 more years. :?

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Postby Gerald Creasy » March 5th, 2008, 12:03 pm

I've only got 8 more years!

I wonder if I'll get it right by then.....?

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Postby PastorDaniel » March 5th, 2008, 12:06 pm

Wow, I'm going to live to October 2072! :lol: I'll be 95! And that's all from being Optimistic! Being normal lowered it by 20 something years!!!

It pays to be Jolly!! :lol:
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Postby EagerBeaver » March 5th, 2008, 12:08 pm

June 10, 2072.

Dang I was wrong yesterday.
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Postby AndyG » March 5th, 2008, 12:36 pm

Played with it a bit and discovered your "mode" plays more in the calculation than your BMI

Changing only Mode:

Set it to Sadistic and I died 4 years ago
Set it to pessimistic and I have 9 years
Set it to Normal and I have 30 more Years
Set it to Optomistic and I have 50 more years
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Postby Alan » March 5th, 2008, 1:27 pm

I think it's actually a random script, it kept giving me different dates, years apart, with the exact same info..

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Postby Jennifer Smith » March 5th, 2008, 3:10 pm

I would live to be ninety according to this but God knows how long I will actually live.. :)
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for which Christ took hold of me.
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Postby TW » March 5th, 2008, 7:37 pm

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Postby lady4jc » March 6th, 2008, 3:52 am

Thursday, May 4, 2034 so looks like I will be 75

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Postby crispfin » March 6th, 2008, 5:23 am

So are you a zombie or a vampire TW? :shock: And if so, how is it feasting on the living? :twisted:


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