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Just once . . .

Postby TW » March 22nd, 2008, 1:25 pm

I might be alone in this, but I think not. With all of the topics and opinions expressed here and on other boards that I visit there are some post that make me want to unload on the poster. I think that we have all been in that position at some time. Wouldn’t you like to be able to post something like this every once and awhile?

“What are you huffing? Fix-A-Flat? That has to be the stupidest thing that you have ever written. Can’t your one active brain cell do any better than that? You have just proven my suspicion that you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. If I ever need a brain transplant I want yours, because I want one that has never been used.”

Yet that’s not the civil thing to do. So we choke back the urge, and attempt to cloak our disdain in our response. But just once . . . :twisted:


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Postby Ilovebigcats » March 22nd, 2008, 1:35 pm

Grumpy. :twisted: 8)

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Re: Just once . . .

Postby Gerald Creasy » March 22nd, 2008, 1:42 pm

TW wrote:I might be alone in this, but I think not. With all of the topics and opinions expressed here and on other boards that I visit there are some post that make me want to unload on the poster. I think that we have all been in that position at some time. Wouldn’t you like to be able to post something like this every once and awhile?

“What are you huffing? Fix-A-Flat? That has to be the stupidest thing that you have ever written. Can’t your one active brain cell do any better than that? You have just proven my suspicion that you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. If I ever need a brain transplant I want yours, because I want one that has never been used.”

Yet that’s not the civil thing to do. So we choke back the urge, and attempt to cloak our disdain in our response. But just once . . . :twisted:


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Postby Ilovebigcats » March 22nd, 2008, 1:45 pm

Grumpy Jr. :wink:

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Postby PastorDaniel » March 22nd, 2008, 2:44 pm

Alright you guys.....PUT DOWN the fix-a-flat..... 8) :lol:
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Re: Just once . . .

Postby Jennifer Smith » March 22nd, 2008, 5:07 pm

Gerald Creasy wrote:
TW wrote:I might be alone in this, but I think not. With all of the topics and opinions expressed here and on other boards that I visit there are some post that make me want to unload on the poster. I think that we have all been in that position at some time. Wouldn’t you like to be able to post something like this every once and awhile?

“What are you huffing? Fix-A-Flat? That has to be the stupidest thing that you have ever written. Can’t your one active brain cell do any better than that? You have just proven my suspicion that you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. If I ever need a brain transplant I want yours, because I want one that has never been used.”

Yet that’s not the civil thing to do. So we choke back the urge, and attempt to cloak our disdain in our response. But just once . . . :twisted:


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Postby Shellie » March 23rd, 2008, 2:14 am

TW wrote:
So we choke back the urge, and attempt to cloak our disdain in our response.


Gerald wrote:
I know how you feel.


Which part of chokin' it back and cloakin' the disdain do you actually feel? :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:
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Re: Just once . . .

Postby jessicacook » March 23rd, 2008, 1:19 pm

TW wrote:
“What are you huffing? Fix-A-Flat? That has to be the stupidest thing that you have ever written. Can’t your one active brain cell do any better than that? You have just proven my suspicion that you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. If I ever need a brain transplant I want yours, because I want one that has never been used.”



That's hilarious! Do you mind if I use it?? haha
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Re: Just once . . .

Postby TW » March 23rd, 2008, 3:36 pm

jessicacook wrote:
TW wrote:
“What are you huffing? Fix-A-Flat? That has to be the stupidest thing that you have ever written. Can’t your one active brain cell do any better than that? You have just proven my suspicion that you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. If I ever need a brain transplant I want yours, because I want one that has never been used.”



That's hilarious! Do you mind if I use it?? haha


By all means, use it. The world is full of people that richly deserve these "words of encouragement." :wink: :lol:


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Postby Jennifer Smith » March 23rd, 2008, 5:46 pm

Shellie wrote:TW wrote:
So we choke back the urge, and attempt to cloak our disdain in our response.


Gerald wrote:
I know how you feel.


Which part of chokin' it back and cloakin' the disdain do you actually feel? :lol: :lol: :wink: :wink:


I think he's really feeling it! He is chokin' it back even now!
Oh, the effort, the sheer pain of it!

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Postby ichthus » March 24th, 2008, 2:12 am

Not on this forum. There are a lot of intelligent people here who express themselves well. But there are other Christian forums that I've run across........ Well, let's just say you wonder whether there is any intelligent life on them. :lol:

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Postby dolfan » March 24th, 2008, 6:21 am

No one's told me that on here already!??! Oh, yeah, that was my WIFE who said that. :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
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Re: Just once . . .

Postby teach » March 24th, 2008, 7:14 am

TW wrote:“What are you huffing? Fix-A-Flat? That has to be the stupidest thing that you have ever written. Can’t your one active brain cell do any better than that? You have just proven my suspicion that you couldn’t pour water out of a boot with the instructions on the heel. If I ever need a brain transplant I want yours, because I want one that has never been used.”


this is how I feel about my students everyday!

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