Sounds like a church ..

Postby **Shellie** » April 8th, 2008, 12:36 pm

dawgs10 wrote:

sounds like this should be moved to the i would rather talk about something meaningful forum.

Sorry. As you can see, yellowrose and I are afraid to move anything for fear that our loving, non-petty, understanding, non-serious friends will be upset with us.

I think I remember my last comment on this subject.....something about I wouldn't move a crippled puppy from in front of an approaching bus....or something like that.

PastorDaniel · Postby **PastorDaniel** » April 8th, 2008, 1:47 pm

dawgs10 wrote:
PastorDaniel wrote:Why disfellowship anyone....it's so much more fun to torture them!

do you like horses. (i like horses) how bout you!!

Well then....why don't you just hop up on one and ride your merry self off into the sunset there Tonto!!

dawgs10 · Postby **dawgs10** » April 8th, 2008, 2:16 pm

PastorDaniel wrote:
dawgs10 wrote:
PastorDaniel wrote:Why disfellowship anyone....it's so much more fun to torture them!

do you like horses. (i like horses) how bout you!!

Well then....why don't you just hop up on one and ride your merry self off into the sunset there Tonto!!

i like puppys to. how bout you? cream puff stuff is great. lets just talk about stuff that dont matter. that way we dont have to think. breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out, breath in, breath out. i like breathing, how bout you?

MrDanger · Postby **MrDanger** » April 8th, 2008, 2:20 pm

Shellie wrote:dawgs10 wrote:

sounds like this should be moved to the i would rather talk about something meaningful forum.

Sorry. As you can see, yellowrose and I are afraid to move anything for fear that our loving, non-petty, understanding, non-serious friends will be upset with us.

I think I remember my last comment on this subject.....something about I wouldn't move a crippled puppy from in front of an approaching bus....or something like that.

On behalf of all the loving, non-petty (unless you are referring to the true king, Richard Petty), understanding, non-serious friends of yours....I think I'm offended. I just haven't decided whether or not I'm offended that you haven't moved it or that you will move it. Either way...I'M OFFENDED. I'll figure out why later.

dawgs10 · Postby **dawgs10** » April 8th, 2008, 3:51 pm

RamboPreacher wrote:exactly

great picture

Postby **Shellie** » April 9th, 2008, 12:49 am

Mr. Danger wrote:

On behalf of all the loving, non-petty (unless you are referring to the true king, Richard Petty), understanding, non-serious friends of yours....I think I'm offended. I just haven't decided whether or not I'm offended that you haven't moved it or that you will move it. Either way...I'M OFFENDED. I'll figure out why later.

See, now I am offended at your presumption. I could not have possibly been talking about you because you said you didn't complain. Perhaps I am doubly offended because you didn't complain. Besides, everyone knows that the true king is not Richard Petty, but Tom Petty so now I am triply (is triply a word?) offended.

Why, if we had an offense forum, I might consider moving this post to it!!

MrDanger · Postby **MrDanger** » April 9th, 2008, 2:01 am

Shellie wrote: Why, if we had an offense forum, I might consider moving this post to it!!

WELLLLL! (Typed in my best Jack Benny impersonation for Gerald)

Postby **Shellie** » April 9th, 2008, 2:56 am

Mr. Danger wrote:

WELLLLL! (Typed in my best Jack Benny impersonation for Gerald)

That's all fine and dandy, but you still did not tell me if "triply" is a word or not.

Alan · Postby **Alan** » April 9th, 2008, 3:15 am

Shellie wrote:Mr. Danger wrote:

On behalf of all the loving, non-petty (unless you are referring to the true king, Richard Petty), understanding, non-serious friends of yours....I think I'm offended. I just haven't decided whether or not I'm offended that you haven't moved it or that you will move it. Either way...I'M OFFENDED. I'll figure out why later.

See, now I am offended at your presumption. I could not have possibly been talking about you because you said you didn't complain. Perhaps I am doubly offended because you didn't complain. Besides, everyone knows that the true king is not Richard Petty, but Tom Petty so now I am triply (is triply a word?) offended.

Why, if we had an offense forum, I might consider moving this post to it!!

Alright, now I'm offended that so many people are offended! :cry:

And about the fact that someone could even mention Tom Petty in the same threat, or even worse the same post, as Richard Petty. :lol:

Postby **Shellie** » April 9th, 2008, 3:26 am

Alan wrote:

Alright, now I'm offended that so many people are offended!

And about the fact that someone could even mention Tom Petty in the same threat, or even worse the same post, as Richard Petty.

Yeah? Well, I'm offended that you waited until now to get offended.

PHUUULLEEEEESSSE!! Has Richard Petty ever been asked to sing at a Super Bowl? Pshhawww!!

soulsearcher · Postby **soulsearcher** » April 9th, 2008, 4:13 am

Both Petty's are petty. The real QUEEN is Estelle Getty.

Postby **Shellie** » April 9th, 2008, 4:16 am

soulsearcher wrote:

The real QUEEN is Estelle Getty.

I thought the real QUEEN was RuPaul!?!?!?! Oh, it's all so confusing......................

Dr. Ron · Postby **Dr. Ron** » April 9th, 2008, 4:27 am

This thread reminds me of the last presbytery meeting I was in before I resigned as SO! :lol:

Now we can get some SERIOUS offending going on!!!!

And I KNOW Richard Petty and Tom ......you are no Richard Petty.

scooter · Postby **scooter** » April 9th, 2008, 4:31 am

Dr. Ron wrote:And I KNOW Richard Petty and Tom ......you are no Richard Petty.

Response: You'd be more like Pettycoat Junction speed eh Dr. Ron. :wink:

Postby **Shellie** » April 9th, 2008, 4:32 am

This thread is getting petty.

Jude 2