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Jesus on a paper towel box

Postby Martha » April 19th, 2008, 4:33 am


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Postby Full Quiver » April 19th, 2008, 7:14 am

it's the unabomber without the hood and shades
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Postby Gerald Creasy » April 19th, 2008, 7:25 am

I am coming increasingly convined that Modern day Christianity has descendeded into nothing but the chill of Pareidolia and the me centric feel goodism of "be all that you can be.

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Postby Mister Ed » April 19th, 2008, 9:28 am

Maybe we could get the WOFer's to tell us the scripture where Jesus prophesied that He would re-appear on earth on the flap of a cardboard box in the year 2008. They are good at proof reading the Bible. :roll:

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Postby dolfan » April 20th, 2008, 3:02 pm

Honesly, it looks more like John Lennon to me. And, I think all he is saying is give recycling a chance. :roll:
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Postby one love » April 20th, 2008, 3:20 pm

dolfan wrote:Honesly, it looks more like John Lennon to me. And, I think all he is saying is give recycling a chance. :roll:




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Postby crispfin » April 22nd, 2008, 3:10 am

Lord, why dost thou seem to do so many pointless miracles? Or is there a higher wisdom in thy seemingly random meaningless appearences? :roll:

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Postby RamboPreacher » April 22nd, 2008, 3:14 am

crispfinagin wrote:Lord, why dost thou seem to do so many pointless miracles? Or is there a higher wisdom in thy seemingly random meaningless appearences? :roll:
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Oh this is terrible

Postby scooter » April 22nd, 2008, 3:19 am

WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS OTHER EYE???? :shock:
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Re: Oh this is terrible

Postby Ilovebigcats » April 22nd, 2008, 3:33 am

scooter wrote:WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS OTHER EYE???? :shock:


The ravens must have plucked it out for rolling his eyes at Father Brawny!

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Postby RamboPreacher » April 22nd, 2008, 3:48 am

I thought it was the pirate-jesus, representing the pastafarians.
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Re: Oh this is terrible

Postby dolfan » April 22nd, 2008, 4:56 am

scooter wrote:WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS OTHER EYE???? :shock:


It's on the sparrow.
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Re: Oh this is terrible

Postby Ilovebigcats » April 22nd, 2008, 5:22 am

dolfan wrote:
scooter wrote:WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS OTHER EYE???? :shock:


It's on the sparrow.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That was a good one!!! I had a good hard belly laugh over that one!!!!


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