Somebody left the door open again.

[THE RAzEr]

Whom was listening to my conversation?

[TW]

just for you

There was an old man sitting in the park on a bench just enjoying the beautiful day. After awhile another old man walks by and they recognise each other, they say hi and the man sits down with his friend and they begin to talk.
First man: Well, how have you been doing?
Second man: I tell you, I am just like a new born babe.
First man: How is that?
Second man: Well, I am bald, toothless and have to wear a diaper.

See, that wasn't too hard now. Was it? I found some humor in that joke, especially since I'm getting closer and closer to being the second old man.

What do you say we try starting all over again? Welcome to the forum Karen.


TW
(or as Jennifer Smith dubbed me; "The Floating Head")

[Poimen]

just for you

There was an old man sitting in the park on a bench just enjoying the beautiful day. After awhile another old man walks by and they recognise each other, they say hi and the man sits down with his friend and they begin to talk.
First man: Well, how have you been doing?
Second man: I tell you, I am just like a new born babe.
First man: How is that?
Second man: Well, I am bald, toothless and have to wear a diaper.

Yeah... there's that sweet spirit of love and fellowship we were looking for...

Ha! PG, me thinks you might protest too much.


That was funny Karen. Thanks.

[one love]

Karen I was laughing

[Shepherd]

I finally started my first comb-over about 2 weeks ago. Too bad that RAzEr doesn't have enough to comb over. He destroys the theory that hair doesn't grow on brains. And may God deliver us from making him a second face like the first one. But at least he can't say that his hair blows everyway but loose. God tried to put brains in his head, but they kept sliding off. If you want to know what he looks like just glance at the emoticons. Here's a few of his pictures.

[Karen]

just for you

There was an old man sitting in the park on a bench just enjoying the beautiful day. After awhile another old man walks by and they recognise each other, they say hi and the man sits down with his friend and they begin to talk.
First man: Well, how have you been doing?
Second man: I tell you, I am just like a new born babe.
First man: How is that?
Second man: Well, I am bald, toothless and have to wear a diaper.

See, that wasn't too hard now. Was it? I found some humor in that joke, especially since I'm getting closer and closer to being the second old man.

What do you say we try starting all over again? Welcome to the forum Karen.


TW
(or as Jennifer Smith dubbed me; "The Floating Head")

Hi TW,
I have been away from the forum a bit due to moving and being really busy at work.

I am all for starting all over again. Thanks for the welcome.
Karen

[Karen]

just for you

There was an old man sitting in the park on a bench just enjoying the beautiful day. After awhile another old man walks by and they recognise each other, they say hi and the man sits down with his friend and they begin to talk.
First man: Well, how have you been doing?
Second man: I tell you, I am just like a new born babe.
First man: How is that?
Second man: Well, I am bald, toothless and have to wear a diaper.

Yeah... there's that sweet spirit of love and fellowship we were looking for...

Ha! PG, me thinks you might protest too much.


That was funny Karen. Thanks.

You are welcome Poimen!

[Karen]

Karen I was laughing

Glad you enjoyed it! When I first heard it I was almost literally rolling in the floor.

[Karen]

just for you

There was an old man sitting in the park on a bench just enjoying the beautiful day. After awhile another old man walks by and they recognise each other, they say hi and the man sits down with his friend and they begin to talk.
First man: Well, how have you been doing?
Second man: I tell you, I am just like a new born babe.
First man: How is that?
Second man: Well, I am bald, toothless and have to wear a diaper.

Yeah... there's that sweet spirit of love and fellowship we were looking for...

It is sad that the sweet spirit seems to disapear between followers of Jesus when there are differences of opinions about different scriptures and some degrade it to the lowest childish levels of name calling.

[Karen]

just for you

There was an old man sitting in the park on a bench just enjoying the beautiful day. After awhile another old man walks by and they recognise each other, they say hi and the man sits down with his friend and they begin to talk.
First man: Well, how have you been doing?
Second man: I tell you, I am just like a new born babe.
First man: How is that?
Second man: Well, I am bald, toothless and have to wear a diaper.

Yeah... there's that sweet spirit of love and fellowship we were looking for...

At least it was funny...I'll give her that much...

I am glad that you enjoyed it.

[Karen]

Hey Karen, come over to the Just for Fun forum, loosen up and have some fun. Consider this your formal invitation.

Rahab,
Thanks for the invite. I may take you up on that sometime.

[Karen]

Hey Karen, come over to the Just for Fun forum, loosen up and have some fun. Consider this your formal invitation.

Sounds like Karen could use some fiber

INLOVE,
How very kind and thoughtful of you.

[PastorDaniel]

Hey Karen, come over to the Just for Fun forum, loosen up and have some fun. Consider this your formal invitation.

Sounds like Karen could use some fiber

INLOVE,
How very kind and thoughtful of you.

I watched this paid programming show about colon cleansing on Saturday morning... And if you knew how much "pooh" that people carried around by being constipated....an offer of fiber might be a sincere, thoughtful, gesture

Constipation is killing us....at least thats what the guy said that was selling the colon cleansing formula!

According to this "Health Evangelist" as he was labeled....women are in worse shape then men when it comes to constipation.

SOOO...Ladies....have some fiber, take a load off, and smile

I promise that I'm not making this up