Let's make up some sins...! :)

[DaJudge]

Voting democrat is a sin.

Yeah, but the topic of this thread is "let's make up a sin". Voting Democrat really IS a sin.

[Shellie]

DaJudge wrote:

Yeah, but the topic of this thread is "let's make up a sin". Voting Democrat really IS a sin.

OHHHHH, NOW I get it. I'm slow, but I can be taught.


My new submissions are:

Grabbing and running with the American flag instead of the church flag during a Holy Ghost gully warsher service.

Waving a red do rag instead of a white hanky in that same service.

Using the blue book as a coaster in the sanctuary to have somewhere to set your Starbucks .

Spelling CoGoP wrong on your check payee line.

Using your CPMA dollars at Blockbuster.

Rolling down 10 Commandment mountain just for the fun of it.

[Shellie]

Pitching pennies in the baptismal pool at FOTW and then making wishes on them.

[soulsearcher]

Wearing a ring in the closet. You'll split hell wide open if you do that one.

[Paully_44]

Using a cell phone during service (texting, games, surfing the net etc.....)

Not washing your car

Watching TBN instead of going to church.

[Shellie]

Riding anything but a Harley....Oh man, I keep forgetting this has to be FAKE sins.

[DaJudge]

Changing your church's name from:

(INSERT CITY NAME HERE) Church of God of Prophecy

to

(INSERT NAME HERE) Worship Centre/Chapel

[soulsearcher]

Not changing your underwear daily. I'm sorry, that will just lead you down all sorts of paths of unrighteousness.

[Shellie]

soulsearcher wrote:

Not changing your underwear daily. I'm sorry, that will just lead you down all sorts of paths of unrighteousness.

I don't know about unrighteousness, but most definitely down the path of uncleanliness.

[Paully_44]

Riding anything but a Harley....Oh man, I keep forgetting this has to be FAKE sins.

thank God he helped me see the light then.


I had heard, back in the day, that listening to Rock will condem my soul. I always figured I could be like my accusers and listen to Honky-Tonk.....not

[Dr. Ron]

I don't have to make any up.....I have too many options to list that are real!

Anyway, I think going fishing, boating, camping, golfing, anything fun is totally sinful...."give no place to the devil" Fishing makes people lie, boating makes them take off clothes that they should keep on....( let not your good be evil spoken of) camping makes the litterbugs....., and golfing...well that just makes people cuss when they miss the little hole.

But the biggest sin of all ............spittin....."do not spill your seed upon the ground"

[stevenson]

Riding anything but a Harley....Oh man, I keep forgetting this has to be FAKE sins.

I'm glad you clarified cuz it REALLY is a sin to ride anything other than a Harley! LOL! BTW, if ya get caught riding something else, just say, "My Harley's in the shop getting new tires"! Works every time! LOL!

[Shellie]

stevenson wrote:

LOL! BTW, if ya get caught riding something else, just say, "My Harley's in the shop getting new tires"! Works every time! LOL!

Nope, wouldn't work. First of all, everybody knows that when Harleys are in the shop, it is to find the oil leak. Secondly, any real biker would walk rather than ride anything else while their bike was in the shop.

[THE RAzEr]

Here's one that will have a lot of you at the alters.

Sweet Tea is a sin!

God created tea.
God's creations are prefect.
Therefore anybody that adds to God's creation is corrupting it.
Therefore it is a sin!


TW

While in college I studied a course on alcoholism. There was a list of alcoholic beverages. Tea was on the list. It seems there is a fermentation process in order to get the tea leaves where they need to be in order to have proper tea. I had to let a few people who were 'total abstainers" and also tea drinkers, know that they were committing mortal sin.

Ray

[Billy n NC]

Well we will be having Salmon Patties and Salmon Stew sometime this week. Yummie.

And Shellie , I am glad you have admitted the wrong with the Harley oil leaks. great first step in a ten point program. By the way do you guys own a Pickup truck also. Is it a Ford???

Here is a white sin. Listening to commercials while watching tv live
(Unless its the Super Bowl)

and the Black sin version is Listening and watching commercials while watching a show via your VCR/TIVO/DVR. For sure major sin.

And I am not discussing Dr Rons list. nope No Way..