Let's make up some sins...! :)

[Shellie]

Billy wrote:

And Shellie , I am glad you have admitted the wrong with the Harley oil leaks.

I didn't say there was anything WRONG with it. Pssshhaw!!

By the way do you guys own a Pickup truck also. Is it a Ford???

A Chevy Suburban. You know what they say about Ford standing for Found On Road Dead. Of course, for the dyslexic Ford driver that would be Driver Returns On Foot.

[Jennifer Smith]

DaJudge wrote:

Yeah, but the topic of this thread is "let's make up a sin". Voting Democrat really IS a sin.

Using the blue book as a coaster in the sanctuary to have somewhere to set your Starbucks .

I had to laugh when I saw this because our guitarist uses a stack of blue books as a foot rest when playing guitar.

It is a good thing there is a divider in front of the worship team! One or two people in the congregation might not appreciate his ingenuity.

[Jennifer Smith]

Using a cell phone during service (texting, games, surfing the net etc.....)

Not washing your car

Watching TBN instead of going to church.

A couple of yours might actually qualify as sins!

As Fred Price would say, "God's not getting any glory out of your old, dirty, unwashed car. Now when I get in my Rolls Royce..."

[Jennifer Smith]

I don't have to make any up.....I have too many options to list that are real!

Anyway, I think going fishing, boating, camping, golfing, anything fun is totally sinful...."give no place to the devil" Fishing makes people lie, boating makes them take off clothes that they should keep on....( let not your good be evil spoken of) camping makes the litterbugs....., and golfing...well that just makes people cuss when they miss the little hole.

But the biggest sin of all ............spittin....."do not spill your seed upon the ground"

So far, Dr. Ron you are the winner in my book. That whole post is doggone laugh out loud funny

[Dr. Ron]

Thank you very much...and in accepting this award I want to thank all the little people who made me aware of my sinful ways.

[Worshipn4ever]

DaJudge wrote:

Yeah, but the topic of this thread is "let's make up a sin". Voting Democrat really IS a sin.

Using the blue book as a coaster in the sanctuary to have somewhere to set your Starbucks .

Rolling down 10 Commandment mountain just for the fun of it.

I'm so going to hell because of these sins...

I personally think watching DYI...Style...HGTV...Discovery...and History Channels are sinful.

Just because too...(I shouldn't have to give a reason...half of what they told me growing up that was a "sin" never had any biblical or LOGICAL reasoning behind it either)

Also...waching Ace of Cakes should be a sin...oh wait...it is for me...I lust and I hate him all at the same thought...I'm still trying to figure out what attracks me to him...could be the tat of a whisk on his arm...or his scruffiness...or his amazing talent to decorate cakes...wonder if he can sing?

[ichthus]

Is mooning people in Cleveland or elsewhere a sin?

[Gerald Creasy]

Also...waching Ace of Cakes should be a sin...oh wait...it is for me...I lust and I hate him all at the same thought...

I have the same problem with a Food Network Host. I have to force myself away every time Sandra Lee is on.

[Jennifer Smith]

Is mooning people in Cleveland or elsewhere a sin?

Only in Cleveland. You're a slow learner, aren't you?

[Jennifer Smith]

So far, Dr. Ron you are the winner in my book. That whole post is doggone laugh out loud funny

oops I forgot that saying "doggone" is a sin, Cleveland or elsewhere.. it will only painfully remind others that their dog is gone, adding to their grief! (Sorry.)

BUT, on a lighter note I hope that being silly about the sin "burdens" others have placed on us helps alleviate someone's associated grief!

[soulsearcher]

Is mooning people in Cleveland or elsewhere a sin?

Elsewhere, certainly. Cleveland - nah!

[DeWayneTN]

It is a sin to serve steamed, crunchy green beans!

[Jennifer Smith]

I beg to differ DeWayne it is very wrong to serve and eat lifeless soft beans with bacon grease in them!!!

[Paully_44]

It is a sin to serve steamed, crunchy green beans!

I am a crunchy sinner then. I prefer my veggies either steamed or raw. especially green beans.

[Gerald Creasy]

New Sin:

"Flaunting gorgeous girlfriends in your avatar."