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Postby Full Quiver » May 22nd, 2008, 4:43 pm

Who here has had a vasectomy?

Care to share your story? Any probs? Are there various forms of vasectomies?
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Postby Pastor Gary » May 22nd, 2008, 6:04 pm

What do you want to know?


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Postby Ilovebigcats » May 22nd, 2008, 6:56 pm

Him and his brother both have had one.

Danny had anesthesia, stitches, and severe pain. 2 week total recovery. Still does have pain.... where a woman's ovaries are located.

His brother had a local, no stitches, and a 3 day recovery. No pain at all. Just a little sore.

We are trying to figure out the difference. Danny's was called a bilateral. I am sure he is wondering if they pains in his sides are normal. He points and says he feels pain here like a pulling feeling. I told him that is where ovaries are in women... it is strange that the testies are the male version of ovaries. *shrugs*

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Postby Shellie » May 23rd, 2008, 12:52 am

I think there is one or two here who may have had a lobotomy.
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Postby Gerald Creasy » May 23rd, 2008, 2:20 am

I havent had a vasectomy,
but since my divorce I've been having a dry spell.

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Postby Shellie » May 23rd, 2008, 3:45 am

Gerald wrote:

I havent had a vasectomy,
but since my divorce I've been having a dry spell.


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Postby dolfan » May 23rd, 2008, 4:18 am

Ilovebigcats wrote:Him and his brother both have had one.


How did they manage that? :lol:

Or, did they each have one? :wink:
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Postby TW » May 23rd, 2008, 4:20 am

dolfan wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:Him and his brother both have had one.


How did they manage that? :lol:

Or, did they each have one? :wink:


Now that's "Brotherly love!" :lol:


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Postby Ilovebigcats » May 23rd, 2008, 5:23 am

dolfan wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:Him and his brother both have had one.


How did they manage that? :lol:

Or, did they each have one? :wink:


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Postby Full Quiver » May 23rd, 2008, 11:25 am

Gary, was your's a bilateral vasectomy or are all vasectomies bilateral?

What was your recovery period?

Maybe my job is just too strenuous and I should slow down. I am having pain as Wen described. Still swollen also.
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Postby Pastor Gary » May 23rd, 2008, 11:38 am

Full Quiver wrote:Gary, was your's a bilateral vasectomy or are all vasectomies bilateral?

What was your recovery period?

Maybe my job is just too strenuous and I should slow down. I am having pain as Wen described. Still swollen also.


I have no idea... it was 21 years ago, and I don't even know what a bllateral is. :lol: :lol:

It was a simple, 20-minute in-office procedure. I took one day off work, and went back for half day on day 2, a bit uncomfortable, but not that bad. (I was in sales, and was able to work at a desk for a few days, doing mostly phone calls.)
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Postby Shellie » May 23rd, 2008, 12:12 pm

So, anybody ever had a boob lift? I'm thinking about it, but I just don't know. Any body with any experience that can share?
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Postby Pastor Gary » May 23rd, 2008, 12:46 pm

Shellie wrote:So, anybody ever had a boob lift? I'm thinking about it, but I just don't know. Any body with any experience that can share?


We have had discussions of labor, menopause, breastfeeding and all manner of "female" health things here over the years. Seems the ladies can dish it out, but can't take it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby DaJudge » May 23rd, 2008, 1:17 pm

Ya'll should form a neutered male support group.

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Re: Funny

Postby Sherry » May 23rd, 2008, 2:45 pm

Pastor Gary wrote:
Shellie wrote:So, anybody ever had a boob lift? I'm thinking about it, but I just don't know. Any body with any experience that can share?


We have had discussions of labor, menopause, breastfeeding and all manner of "female" health things here over the years. Seems the ladies can dish it out, but can't take it. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Well Shellie, seems the gauntlet has been thrown.... :wink: :lol: :P


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