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Makin up funnies

Postby Ilovebigcats » May 25th, 2008, 4:22 pm

Okay.. so me and Danny were in Burger King with the kids and I started making up funnies and he joined in... these are just a few. Can you add to it???

What is the difference between TCOG and a cult?
A compound.

What is the difference between Ron Hamm and John Hagee?
I said a few million... Danny said 20lbs! :lol: :lol: :lol:

KIDDING!!! We were just messing around but it was funny. :P

You know how people say.. they are a few fries short of a happy meal... or... their elevator don't go all the way up.
Well.. here are ours we made up.

They are a few commandments short of a full 10.
Their spirit don't go all the way up.
I told you were were being stupid. I guess you had to be there.

We just ate redneck dinner. I had a spam sandwich and thought of Rambo. :lol: We invented the redneck club... white bread, mayo, tomato, fried spam, bacon, and fried balogna. :P 8)
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Re: Makin up funnies

Postby pastorables » May 25th, 2008, 5:10 pm

Ilovebigcats wrote:Okay.. so me and Danny were in Burger King with the kids...

We just ate redneck dinner. I had a spam sandwich and thought of Rambo. :lol: We invented the redneck club... white bread, mayo, tomato, fried spam, bacon, and fried balogna. :P 8)


Your BK serves spam sammwiches? Wow! 8) :lol:
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Re: Makin up funnies

Postby Ilovebigcats » May 25th, 2008, 5:13 pm

pastorables wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:Okay.. so me and Danny were in Burger King with the kids...

We just ate redneck dinner. I had a spam sandwich and thought of Rambo. :lol: We invented the redneck club... white bread, mayo, tomato, fried spam, bacon, and fried balogna. :P 8)


Your BK serves spam sammwiches? Wow! 8) :lol:


No! :lol: :lol: :lol:

We had BK for lunch and I cooked spam and bacon for dinner sandwiches. 8)
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Re: Makin up funnies

Postby pastorables » May 25th, 2008, 5:16 pm

Ilovebigcats wrote:
We had BK for lunch and I cooked spam and bacon for dinner sandwiches. 8)



:lol: Okey Dokie!

Btw, we really like sandwiches made out of those small canned hams like you can find for around $5 at uncle FRED's. :)
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Postby Full Quiver » May 25th, 2008, 6:14 pm

You know what their motto is.... Have it your way.

I'll have a BK stacker with bacon and spam please. NASTY!
I have piped unto you, and ye have not danced!
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Re: Makin up funnies

Postby Jennifer Smith » May 26th, 2008, 2:50 pm

Ilovebigcats wrote:
pastorables wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:Okay.. so me and Danny were in Burger King with the kids...

We just ate redneck dinner. I had a spam sandwich and thought of Rambo. :lol: We invented the redneck club... white bread, mayo, tomato, fried spam, bacon, and fried balogna. :P 8)


Your BK serves spam sammwiches? Wow! 8) :lol:


No! :lol: :lol: :lol:

We had BK for lunch and I cooked spam and bacon for dinner sandwiches. 8)


What diet program are you on! I want to join! :) :) :) (I had McD's for lunch; tacos and choc'late cake for dinner.. he he)
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Re: Makin up funnies

Postby Ilovebigcats » May 26th, 2008, 2:56 pm

Jennifer Smith wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:
pastorables wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:Okay.. so me and Danny were in Burger King with the kids...

We just ate redneck dinner. I had a spam sandwich and thought of Rambo. :lol: We invented the redneck club... white bread, mayo, tomato, fried spam, bacon, and fried balogna. :P 8)


Your BK serves spam sammwiches? Wow! 8) :lol:


No! :lol: :lol: :lol:

We had BK for lunch and I cooked spam and bacon for dinner sandwiches. 8)


What diet program are you on! I want to join! :) :) :) (I had McD's for lunch; tacos and choc'late cake for dinner.. he he)


OH!! I forgot. We had chocolate cake too. 8)
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Postby Jennifer Smith » May 26th, 2008, 3:32 pm

We actually had Wackie cake. an old family recipe, you mix it in the pan you bake it in, with choclate chips, mmm. :) I gotta get to the gym. :)
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Re: Makin up funnies

Postby pastorables » May 26th, 2008, 4:27 pm

Ilovebigcats wrote:What is the difference between Ron Hamm and John Hagee?
I said a few million... Danny said 20lbs! :lol: :lol: :lol:



What is the difference between Ron Hamm and the Pope? The Pope wears a funny little hat. 8) :D (This is in relationship to his notoriety.)
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Re: Makin up funnies

Postby Ilovebigcats » May 26th, 2008, 4:38 pm

pastorables wrote:
Ilovebigcats wrote:What is the difference between Ron Hamm and John Hagee?
I said a few million... Danny said 20lbs! :lol: :lol: :lol:



What is the difference between Ron Hamm and the Pope? The Pope wears a funny little hat. 8) :D (This is in relationship to his notoriety.)


WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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Re: Makin up funnies

Postby pastorables » May 26th, 2008, 5:25 pm

Ilovebigcats wrote:
What is the difference between Ron Hamm and the Pope? The Pope wears a funny little hat. 8) :D (This is in relationship to his notoriety.)


WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol:

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Classic! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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