For the Record (frenzied!)

Poimen · Postby **Poimen** » June 8th, 2008, 6:44 pm

To all participants at Jude 2!

Be it known that...

Scooter is a lousy cheat, who couldn't play his way out of a paper bag if his opponent was blindfolded!!!

Using technical skill learned from the cable industry he manipulated my server and controlled the outcome of a game of chess we shared earlier this evening. I spanked him like no wood shed had ever seen!!!! In disgust, he must have hacked my server & inserted a string of code that added a new unaccounted for stalemate trigger.

Yes, I'm mad. I'm plum angry! I'm even indignant. He's even more Yank than I realized despite the Confederate Sympathies of His native land.

I sympathize with Gerald. I now understand the deep seeded cause of His frustration from early childhood on. I am so sorry for you, friend. It just goes to prove that you can;t choose your relatives.

More than that, I'm hurt. I'm hurt DEEP. I had the man in my home. fed him my food. Broke out the china (never before used in seven years of marriage). I even took him to JIM N NICKS, all expenses on me (They pigged out too. about broke us)!!!

Why I never.... I tell you I'm madder than a hornet in a daze after having his nest swatted with a big ole oak limb. It just ain't right y'all.

Somebody needed to know.

SEE for yourself!

The above is a joke, done in character. It is not real, legitimate, nor bona fide. Any resemblance to truth about Scooter, or his relationship and effect on Gerald, are merely coincidence.
:shock:

Poimen · Postby **Poimen** » June 8th, 2008, 6:44 pm

I forgot to mention that he got my goat! :roll:

Poimen · Postby **Poimen** » June 8th, 2008, 8:51 pm

Okay, the link should actually work now. :shock:

Postby **Shellie** » June 9th, 2008, 12:57 am

And to think I almost took a kitten off your hands! I'm glad your stuck with those stinkin', mewin', litter box usin', dog riling cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I won't even PLAY chess because I am considerate of your feelings and don't want to make you look silly on your own board and now this.......I just don't know what to say. I'm flabbergasted, I'm wounded, I'm probably going to leave the church if this is the way Christians act.

:blblb2:

Gerald Creasy · Postby **Gerald Creasy** » June 9th, 2008, 4:03 am

Poimen wrote:I sympathize with Gerald. I now understand the deep seeded cause of His frustration from early childhood on. I am so sorry for you, friend. It just goes to prove that you can;t choose your relatives.

Since you and I are swapping 3rd and 4rth back and forth, it looks to me like you would worry more about the brother that DIDNT play on the chess team :twisted:

scooter · Postby **scooter** » June 9th, 2008, 4:19 am

Ahh the joys of living right.

:lol:

BTW update your frenzy news my EGO is number 1.

Long live the King! Even if it is by stalemate!

Tracy · Postby **Tracy** » June 9th, 2008, 4:43 am

Poimen wrote:I forgot to mention that he got my goat!

Goat milk is really yummy. So is goat cheese. Get the goat back.

Gerald Creasy · Postby **Gerald Creasy** » June 9th, 2008, 1:06 pm

Gerald Creasy wrote:Since you and I are swapping 3rd and 4rth back and forth, it looks to me like you would worry more about the brother that DIDNT play on the chess team

Speaking of which, I just passed you again.

TW · Postby TW » June 9th, 2008, 2:29 pm

Poimen wrote:To all participants at Jude 2!

Be it known that...

Scooter is a lousy cheat,

Actually I've found Scooter to be a very good cheat.

who couldn't play his way out of a paper bag if his opponent was blindfolded!!!

And what does this say about your chess skills?

TW :wink:

scooter · Postby **scooter** » June 9th, 2008, 4:46 pm

What kind of chess thing you running there fella. I'm hearing more whining than in a french cheese shop.
:roll:

First it was you aren't using a... a what?? :shock:

Magic?

You had all the fun you could have cashing in those pawns.

Sorry it didn't pay off. :lol:

Challenge me we can do it again.

Your just mad you got caught running around with all those women.

Poimen · Postby **Poimen** » June 9th, 2008, 6:23 pm

Thanks for taking my jest in stride Brother.
I worried a bit that it might offend. I doubted it, but had that twinge.
Ya know?

Anyhow, you rock! :wink:

BTW, there's nothing like a little scandal, accusation, and rumor for site promotion.

Gerald Creasy · Postby **Gerald Creasy** » June 10th, 2008, 3:42 am

Hey look! Somebody knocked scooter out of the 1200s and zipped by Chart!

My, maybe chart should change his handle to Big Brown.

:twisted:

Poimen · Postby **Poimen** » June 10th, 2008, 6:21 pm

Gerald Creasy wrote:Hey look! Somebody knocked scooter out of the 1200s and zipped by Chart!

My, maybe chart should change his handle to Big Brown.

Yada yada yada.

BTW, ya lost me on the "Big Brown" bit. What's that mean?

Postby **Shellie** » June 11th, 2008, 12:56 am

Poiman wrote:

BTW, ya lost me on the "Big Brown" bit. What's that mean?

Big Brown...Derby Winner, Preakness Winner, Belmont Stakes hopeful who just couldn't pull off the Triple Crown win when it came down to the final race.

Jude 2