TRAFFIC CITATION!

[Mister Ed]

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and into a shop.
I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there was a cop
writing out a parking ticket. I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a
retired person a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and wrote another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first. Then he wrote a third ticket. This went on
for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn't care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was
putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, 'Obama in '08.' I try to have
a little fun each day now that I'm retired. It's important to my health.

[Full Quiver]

This belongs in the just for fun/joke forum. I've heard it several times!

[Mister Ed]

Then the movers can move it to there. OK with me.

[Full Quiver]

I'm pickin at ya.

[Mister Ed]

I know.

I just heard it tonight and it gave me a chuckle as I am in that age bracket.

[PastorDaniel]

Now that's funny...don't care who ya are....