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You might be a redneck...

Postby pastorables » July 17th, 2008, 6:07 pm

You might be a redneck if you build a go-kart out of a child's casket. :shock: :D There is a go-kart for sale in our town created from a child's casket. It says "heavenly hauler" on the sides. No joke!

It's similar to the one in the picture, but not quite as fancy.

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Postby dolfan » July 17th, 2008, 6:09 pm

That's just gross, man. I hope he's stuck with it.
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Postby RamboPreacher » July 18th, 2008, 2:02 am

kewl. not that I would buy it though. :)
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Postby one love » July 18th, 2008, 2:03 am

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sounds like something gothic :shock:

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Postby MrDanger » July 18th, 2008, 3:39 am

Kimmy came up with this one...

You might be a redneck if you can see the junk in your front yard using google earth.

We have a kid we know that we meets this description. :shock:
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Postby pastorables » July 18th, 2008, 4:04 am

one love wrote:ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh sounds like something gothic :shock:


Actually not at all, it's baby blue with silver letters. I'm not sure who built it, but it's up for sale by a local street minister. :D
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Postby MacUser » July 18th, 2008, 7:10 am

RamboPreacher wrote:kewl. not that I would buy it though. :)


Really? Didn't you see the pedals?

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Re: You might be a redneck...

Postby pastorsa1 » July 18th, 2008, 10:04 am

pastorables wrote:You might be a redneck if you build a go-kart out of a child's casket. :shock: :D There is a go-kart for sale in our town created from a child's casket. It says "heavenly hauler" on the sides. No joke!

It's similar to the one in the picture, but not quite as fancy.

pa

http://flickr.com/photos/hellmutt/462878980/


That is so funny!!

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Postby dolfan » July 18th, 2008, 10:11 am

If your Sunday School lesson planner announces this week's lesson is called "Can God make a trailer so big that an F5 tornado can't pick it up?", you might be a redneck.
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Postby RamboPreacher » July 18th, 2008, 10:31 am

MacUser wrote:
RamboPreacher wrote:kewl. not that I would buy it though. :)


Really? Didn't you see the pedals?

Love you Rambo!
actually - i wouldn't have it cause I would have to be able to actually fit in it first. :) so maybe after pedaling some more, and i could fit in it, I might have a desire for it. :)
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