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Stop me if you've heard this one....

Postby dolfan » August 7th, 2008, 8:24 am

26 cheerleaders walk into an elevator......

From today's Dallas Morning News:
Police and firefighters were called to the University of Texas' Jester Hall to free 26 cheerleaders who had crammed themselves into an elevator.

A group of 14- to 17-year-olds attending Texas Cheer Camp in Austin decided to see how many girls they could squeeze into the elevator around 6 p.m. Tuesday, campus police said.


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Postby Ilovebigcats » August 7th, 2008, 9:04 am

Uh.... did the elevator get stuck or what?? :lol:

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Postby dolfan » August 7th, 2008, 10:21 am

No, I think what happned was they were overcome by carbon dioxide as they all giggled at the same time and absorbed all the air in the elevator, then they sort of fainted standing up and Marie, (y'know, the big one), hit the emergency stop button with her elbow. There they were.
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Yeah, I think it just stuck.
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Postby Ilovebigcats » August 7th, 2008, 6:40 pm

You description is probably accurate!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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