Biden's convention speech -- advance copy

[dolfan]

I've been given an advance copy of the speech by Joe Biden:
He's going to ascend the stage in a royal purple cape. Organ music and spotlight hit the hairline.

Dearly beloved
We are gathered here today
2 get through this thing called life

Electric word life
It means forever and that's a mighty long time
But I'm here 2 tell u
There's something else ....
Obama.

A candidate of never ending happiness
With whom U can always see the sun, day or night

So when u call up that shrink in Beverly Hills
U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright
Instead of asking him for a timeline for withdrawal
Ask him how much of your mind is left

'Cuz in this life
Things are much harder than in Obamaworld
In this life
You're on your own

And if de-Republicans try 2 bring u down
Go crazy - punch a higher floor

If u don't like the world you're living in
Take a look around u
U got a friend

U see I called my Obama
4 a friendly word
He picked up the phone, but gave me the floor
(My voice) is all I heard

I ain't gonna let the Republicans
Bring us down
Oh, no Let's Go!

Let's go crazy
Elect Obama
Put the chosen one in the oval office
And put your future in the trash, let's go!

We're all excited
But we don't know why
Because of us (me and Obama)
We're all gonna die

And when we do (When we do)
What's it all 4 (What's it all 4)
Elect O now
Send the IRS out knocking on your doors

Tell me, are we gonna let Republicans bring us down
Oh, no let's go!

Let's go crazy
Elect Obama
He'll talk the talk just as long
As he can see the Tele-Promp-Ter, let's go!

C'mon baby
Let's get nuts
Yeah
Crazy

Let's go crazy

Are we gonna let Republicans bring us down
Oh, no let's go!
Go crazy

I said let's go crazy (Go crazy)
Let's go, let's go
Go
Let's go

Obama make everything alright
McCain will make everything go wrong
Tax and spend, Islam will win
Hang tough children

He's coming
He's coming
Coming

Take me away!

[MrDanger]

Is that Wendy and Lisa up on stage with him?

[dolfan]

You nailed 'em!