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Now, THAT'S pow'r, boys!

Postby dolfan » September 16th, 2008, 7:30 am

Guy in Nigeria has 86 wives, arrested for having more than 4 allowed by Sharia law.

He said most men would collapse and die with 10 wives but that Allah gives him power to control 86 of them. :lol: :lol:
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Postby PastorDaniel » September 16th, 2008, 8:00 am

"Power" or headache X 86.... :lol: :lol:
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Re: Now, THAT'S pow'r, boys!

Postby Paully_44 » September 16th, 2008, 8:13 am

dolfan wrote:power to control 86 of them. :lol: :lol:



Control?? how bout just keep up with. :?
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Postby Shellie » September 16th, 2008, 8:17 am

I'm thinking....

My turn to do laundry, cooking, dusting, and dishes every 86th day? Cool...I could handle that.
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Postby Paully_44 » September 16th, 2008, 8:18 am

Shellie wrote:I'm thinking....

My turn to do laundry, cooking, dusting, and dishes every 86th day? Cool...I could handle that.


Your assuming all 86 live under the same roof.
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Postby wsmitty » September 16th, 2008, 8:25 am

How could you even remember all of their names?
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Postby Shellie » September 16th, 2008, 8:35 am

Paully wrote:

Your assuming all 86 live under the same roof.


Have I done anything to bust your dreams today? No siree bob, I haven't. Yet, you just swoop in and poke mine with a pin like they mean nothing. With friends like these.........................................
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Postby Paully_44 » September 16th, 2008, 8:41 am

Shellie wrote:Paully wrote:

Your assuming all 86 live under the same roof.


Have I done anything to bust your dreams today? No siree bob, I haven't. Yet, you just swoop in and poke mine with a pin like they mean nothing. With friends like these.........................................


talk about control! 8)

so sorry, dream on.
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Postby one love » September 16th, 2008, 8:52 am

Shellie wrote:Paully wrote:

Your assuming all 86 live under the same roof.


Have I done anything to bust your dreams today? No siree bob, I haven't. Yet, you just swoop in and poke mine with a pin like they mean nothing. With friends like these.........................................


you are to funny :lol:
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Postby pitts47150 » September 16th, 2008, 9:09 am

Shellie, sounds like a plan to me. I hate house work.
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Postby MrDanger » September 16th, 2008, 9:49 am

Yeah, but 86 mother-in-laws :shock:

I mean, not all of them could be as wonderful as mine. :D
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Postby PastorDaniel » September 16th, 2008, 10:50 am

Well...no ones mentioned it yet....but think about the physical strain on the guy!!! :oops: :lol:

I mean...does he just lay in bed all day seeing one after another?!!

Talk about "Dreaming" Shellie..... :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby free » September 16th, 2008, 11:05 am

I remember Ben Lawrence from the BTI days would say, "I've got one woman that I can't handle, I sure don't need another one!"
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Postby dolfan » September 16th, 2008, 4:52 pm

....and all the sorry brothers-in-law.

Imagine 5 times a day:"Can I borrow $25? You can support 86 wives and 412 kids, man. C'mon." "Hey, reckon your oldest 18 sons can come over and mow my grass. My mower's broke." And so on.
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Postby Mike Vande » September 17th, 2008, 1:32 am

A man who thinks he controls 86 women? That's not power, that's denial!
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