Final nail in the conspiracy coffin

Postby **Pastor Gary** » November 9th, 2008, 10:12 pm

This is the page, republished today, of the Honolulu local newspaper showing the birth announcement when Obama was born, coincidentally in the same hospital as both of my children, putting the final nail in the ridiculous allegations that he was not U.S. born.

Mike Vande · Postby **Mike Vande** » November 10th, 2008, 2:47 am

Aw Gary, haven't you, like, seen enough movies and TV shows to know that sort of thing can be faked, all the way back to the original issue AND the birth certificate itself, if you have enough money, power, and influence? Get real, man!:wink:

Real, died-in-the-wool Conspiracy theorists are the illogical extreme of the saying "For those who believe, no proof is necessary. For those of don't, no proof will be enough." They can't be bothered with facts.

pastorables · Postby **pastorables** » November 10th, 2008, 3:08 am

Pastor Gary wrote:This is the page, republished today, of the Honolulu local newspaper showing the birth announcement when Obama was born, coincidentally in the same hospital as both of my children, putting the final nail in the ridiculous allegations that he was not U.S. born.

Actually, that isn't proof beyond doubt. It is what it is - a birth announcement. The child could still have been born without the boundaries of U.S. Citizenship. Even today, there are thousands of international adoptions yearly.

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dolfan · Postby **dolfan** » November 10th, 2008, 4:03 am

He wasn't born in a barn? What, no manger? Wow, this guy may be mortal after all. :lol:

crispfin · Postby **crispfin** » November 10th, 2008, 4:27 am

Ignorant mortals! The conspiracy zombie can not be killed with such flimsy tools as physical evidence and appeals to reason. :wink:

Paully_44 · Postby **Paully_44** » November 10th, 2008, 4:57 am

Now, I did hear that on election day this year, the winning lottery combination in Obama's home state was 666.

Bring on the Antichrist conspiracies.

soulsearcher · Postby **soulsearcher** » November 10th, 2008, 4:58 am

Does it really matter now? Please. If it WERE proven that he was not U.S. born, there would be an all out Civil War before he would be dethroned.

Gerald Creasy · Postby **Gerald Creasy** » November 10th, 2008, 5:11 am

dolfan wrote:He wasn't born in a barn? What, no manger? Wow, this guy may be mortal after all.

Rumor has it that there will be no inaugaral parade, but he'll walk on water at the reflecting pool of the Washington Monument.

soulsearcher · Postby **soulsearcher** » November 10th, 2008, 5:25 am

Gerald Creasy wrote:
dolfan wrote:He wasn't born in a barn? What, no manger? Wow, this guy may be mortal after all.

Rumor has it that there will be no inaugaral parade, but he'll walk on water at the reflecting pool of the Washington Monument.

Gerald!

dolfan · Postby **dolfan** » November 10th, 2008, 5:54 am

Gerald Creasy wrote:
dolfan wrote:He wasn't born in a barn? What, no manger? Wow, this guy may be mortal after all.

Rumor has it that there will be no inaugaral parade, but he'll walk on water at the reflecting pool of the Washington Monument.

And, He (oops, sorry, I just get carried away with all of it), er .... he will probably wipe his feet dry on palm leaves. Seriously, it wouldn't surprise me to see someone throwing them down. In fact, there's probably money to be made if you can order up some synthetic palm fronds with Obama's face or name somewhere on them for a symbolic nationwide welcome on 1/20. I'm a creep sometimes, but not creepy enough to do that.

Susie Hamilton · Postby **Susie Hamilton** » November 10th, 2008, 3:55 pm

Rumor has it that there will be no inaugaral parade, but he'll walk on water at the reflecting pool of the Washington Monument.

Dude, you totally cracked me up with that comment. :lol:

PastorDaniel · Postby **PastorDaniel** » November 10th, 2008, 4:26 pm

Gerald Creasy wrote:
dolfan wrote:He wasn't born in a barn? What, no manger? Wow, this guy may be mortal after all.

Rumor has it that there will be no inaugaral parade, but he'll walk on water at the reflecting pool of the Washington Monument.

Yeah...I saw that cartoon...there were guilt ridden white liberals under the water holding him up! It was hilarious! :lol:

Gerald Creasy · Postby **Gerald Creasy** » November 10th, 2008, 5:14 pm

PastorDaniel wrote:Yeah...I saw that cartoon...there were guilt ridden white liberals under the water holding him up! It was hilarious!

Cartoon!?

Somebody done ripped me off!

PastorDaniel · Postby **PastorDaniel** » November 11th, 2008, 4:51 am

Yup...sorry to pop your bubble! :lol:

Jude 2