Honey, Did you leave the shower on?

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Honey, Did you leave the shower on?

Postby JohnDB » November 20th, 2008, 1:02 am

HUH? :?:

:idea:

Oh @#$% no!
(BTW this conversation is occurring at 4:30 AM)

Water from one of my neighbors is now flooding into my apartment...via the cieling.

Knew I shoulda let her talk me into buying a house.
I want to die like Grandpa, quietly and in his sleep; not like the passengers in his car, they were all panicking and screaming.

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Re: Honey, Did you leave the shower on?

Postby DaJudge » November 20th, 2008, 3:39 am

Love your tagline JohnDB. Is that one of those "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey" from SNL?

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Postby JohnDB » November 20th, 2008, 3:55 am

I don't know where the original thought came from...

I picked it up on one of my many travels and surfing trips on the Net.

My wife was thinking that I was so romantic this morning when there were the fireworks...then darkness...then candles...

The main breaker on our apartment blew with all of the water about the place...
I want to die like Grandpa, quietly and in his sleep; not like the passengers in his car, they were all panicking and screaming.

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Postby PastorDaniel » November 20th, 2008, 5:11 am

Hope it all works out JDB...apartment life is not the life for me....

I also laughed out loud and read your tagline to my wife...

As far as romance goes...statistics shows that more children are born 9 months after blackouts than any other time!! :wink: :cry:
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Postby JohnDB » November 20th, 2008, 5:56 am

With the workman about the place and their vacuum cleaners, moving the furniture so they could cut out the padding under the carpet..

not much chance of any romance...

We discovered that the water heater's circuit breaker (2, 30 amp) had tripped so hard that it also knocked out the main.

Power has been restored...but I ain't gonna turn on the water heater's breaker till things have dried out a bit yet...and then see if it will work.

gonna be monday evening before things get back to normal around here.
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Postby beckrl » November 20th, 2008, 3:04 pm

Yea, JohnDB

Got me laughing at the tag, and I had to read, sorry about the water.
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Postby Pastorbps » November 20th, 2008, 4:46 pm

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.....Literally, take a pitcher and fill it with one pack of Kool Aid Lemonade mix and 1 cup of sugar. Place the pitcher & mix under the leak. Add ice cubes and serve chilled. Now don't you feel better.

If not try this. I complained about water leaking from my ceiling until I met a man with no ceiling.

Still no help. Here's a scripture.

"Be warmed and filled..."


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