Evander Holyfield vs. Nikolai Valuev

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Evander Holyfield vs. Nikolai Valuev

Postby DaJudge » December 17th, 2008, 6:41 am

Holyfield is coming out of retirement to fight this big Russian:


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Didn't Evander see Rocky IV?

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Postby KBevangelist » December 17th, 2008, 7:52 am

I think Evander has lost his mind

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Postby CantBCoy » December 17th, 2008, 8:12 am

Holyfield must need some serious cash.

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Postby Paully_44 » December 17th, 2008, 9:00 am

He is enormous!
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Postby Shellie » December 17th, 2008, 9:44 am

Going to be another $49.95 pay-per-view that lasts 2 minutes and 17 seconds.
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Postby Full Quiver » December 17th, 2008, 9:50 am

Is this what the Bible calls zeal without wisdom? :shock:
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Postby dolfan » December 17th, 2008, 10:38 am

I know Evander professes Christ. I'm sure he's aware of "Lo, I will be with you always," because that's where he's gonna wind up.

He looks like Chuy on the Chelsea Lately show next to that guy.
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Postby Carlene Prince » December 17th, 2008, 10:54 am

[quote="dolfan"]I know Evander professes Christ. I'm sure he's aware of "Lo, I will be with you always," because that's where he's gonna wind up.




that is way too funny!! :lol: But it is the truth!!!
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Postby dolfan » December 19th, 2008, 7:02 am

I hope he headlocks Evander and gives him a noogie. THAT would be funny!!! The guy's hands are bigger than Holyfield's head. Think I'll go buy some life insurance on Holyfield. :lol:
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Postby Mole_J » December 20th, 2008, 6:26 am

What is Evander thinking. Nikolai Valuev is 7 foot tall and weighed in at 311. I guess we will find out tonight.

On a side note, has anyone seen any pictures of Mike Tyson lately? He has turned into a big fatty now.

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Postby Mole_J » December 20th, 2008, 11:12 pm

Well, Holyfield did not get killed, but he went all 12 rounds, but lost in a majority points decision.

http://sports.espn.go.com/sports/boxing ... id=3784544


For those who are interested here is some pictures of Mike Tyson:
http://blog.ingamenow.com/2008/12/17/mi ... ds-photos/

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Postby Full Quiver » December 21st, 2008, 4:41 pm

Tyson is a butterball and that is funny.

On a second look the big Russian is not so impressive with his shirt off. He looks pretty old himself.
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