Jude 2 Virtual Church

Poimen · Postby **Poimen** » January 9th, 2009, 6:49 pm

I thought it might be cool to look at ourselvs in light of our spiritual giftings, callings, and experiences and pretend we were an organized church instead of just an online fellowship.

Since it's my thread, I get to gide the direction of our "structure" and (obviosuly) choose the elder led congregational hybrid model for our purposes here.

First let's recognize all willing or active partipants and their callings:

1. Pastors/Bishops/Elders (if you don't have more than 200 posts you cannot be considered for active duty in this role, as you are still essentially a novice among us). of course, since PG is the founder, He gets 1st chair among the Board of elders/pastors.

2. Other preaching ministers of various kinds, and deacons (please stipulate which).

3. Worship/Song leaders, musicians, and special singers.

4. Tech savvy members

5. Hospitality, PR, and Ushers

6. Financially skilled or gifted individuals for assistance in the monetary care of church funds

7. Specializied ministries and aids (Misc. or other).

Which and what are you? Let's get a look at our psuedo church staff, shall we?!

EagerBeaver · Postby **EagerBeaver** » January 9th, 2009, 7:34 pm

Church photographer/usher

TW · Postby TW » January 9th, 2009, 7:41 pm

janitor/handyman

Tim Elston · Postby **Tim Elston** » January 9th, 2009, 8:24 pm

object lesson

free · Postby **free** » January 10th, 2009, 3:20 am

Pastor (21 years)...Bishop (7 years)...I'll work in whatever capacity you need me to fill.

Postby **Shellie** » January 10th, 2009, 4:40 am

I'll do anything except clean the toilets, take the nursery, or go to Africa. Anything besides that and I've got a willing heart.

KBevangelist · Postby **KBevangelist** » January 10th, 2009, 4:48 am

Shellie wrote:I'll do anything except clean the toilets, take the nursery, or go to Africa. Anything besides that and I've got a willing heart.

I needed that laugh.

I will do youth ministry and evangelism

KB

Kenya · Postby **Kenya** » January 10th, 2009, 5:16 am

I'm trying very hard to take a break

Jennifer Smith · Postby **Jennifer Smith** » January 10th, 2009, 6:01 am

Worship leader/ Sunday School teacher (children's)

Dr. Ron · Postby **Dr. Ron** » January 10th, 2009, 7:31 am

Given my longevity, experience, background, and giftings, I will be willing to be the Pastor Emeritus./ General Overseer/ First Among Elders/

However, given my humility, I will be glad to be janitor.

Billy n NC · Postby **Billy n NC** » January 10th, 2009, 8:15 am

Well. It Depends...

I probably fall in the tech savvy members .

But I have questions...

Is your SALT equipment state of the art/ Cutting/bleeding edge or
are we talking no instrument, no sound system kind of church.. No AV whatsoevr.

Also a lot of serious fasting and praying would have be done if there was Garden of Eden fruit embeded on the controlling equipment.

I am as the Airlines Industry calls us a (Person of Size) so If I am going to jump this ship of zion onto another I just would like for IT to be a bit larger and faster than what I am now.. If I rock the boat it may tilt way too much for me.

Offers accepted.

PS SALT Sound Audio Lighting Technology

turbotim · Postby **turbotim** » January 10th, 2009, 8:24 am

KBevangelist wrote:I will do youth ministry and evangelism
KB

I could be one of your assistants..

Sherry · Postby **Sherry** » January 10th, 2009, 8:24 am

No one has taken this one so I'll take it, back pew warmer.... :lol:

RamboPreacher · Postby **RamboPreacher** » January 10th, 2009, 8:39 am

yes. whatever nobody else will do. I have had a couple decades of being in the "band-aide" ministry. Filling in where nobody else will do it, or can do it or wants to do it. Have a year or more experience in (nearly?) every ministry in a "full Gospel"/Pentecostal church (except senior pastor - so far).

edit - that includes, not joining, if others decide not to join because of allowing sinners. :twisted:

paul · Postby **paul** » January 10th, 2009, 8:41 am

Every church needs a Missionary to serve on foriegn fields. I am available, besides it keeps me away from all the internal strife :lol:

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