Jude 2 Virtual Church

[Shepherd]

not sure what you are actually doing because I read this quickly..

I have pastored and still preach as a state worker and evangelist.

You have just become a member and licensed minister in the Jude 2 Virtual Church. BTW, do you have Bishop Byer's phone #?

[wsmitty]

I'll take the position of the gossiper, back biter, trouble making member

[JanB]

I can do awesome work as a Church Clerk. Sign me up.

[Gerald Creasy]

I wanna be "the Catcher"

You know: The guy that catches people just as the begin to be "SLAIN IN THE SPIRIT!" so God dosent injure them by making them fall.

Sincerely,

Gerald "Oops!" Creasy

[one love]

not sure what you are actually doing because I read this quickly..

I have pastored and still preach as a state worker and evangelist.

You have just become a member and licensed minister in the Jude 2 Virtual Church. BTW, do you have Bishop Byer's phone #?

shhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!

[rjc]

I would be happy to help with refreshments and to cook for church suppers.

I will be rjc's assistant.

Me too! I am willing to help out where ever I'm needed. I've done almost all of it through the years.

With all these great cooks (Rahab and Linda) along with fresh veggies and milk from Tracy we will be a well fed congregation, I might even cook up some Spam for Rambo.

[RamboPreacher]

I would be happy to help with refreshments and to cook for church suppers.

I will be rjc's assistant.

Me too! I am willing to help out where ever I'm needed. I've done almost all of it through the years.

With all these great cooks along with fresh veggies and milk from Tracy we will be a well fed congregation, I might even cook up some Spam for Rambo.

woohoo!!! though I might not be allowed, except as a pew-warmer. I'll wait and see what the plurality of leadership has to say first. but you could still do a SPAM supper!!

[free]

Since there doesn't seem to be too many young people in our virtual church I will volunteer (although I'm many years removed) to play the role of teenager...You know, the kid who leaves candy wrappers, gum, spit balls, notes, etc. in the back of the seat.

Hey, if it weren't for me we wouldn't need a janitor!

[FLgirl]

I'll stand with Gerald and cover people's legs up with something when they fall out.

[Jennifer Smith]

Since there doesn't seem to be too many young people in our virtual church I will volunteer (although I'm many years removed) to play the role of teenager...You know, the kid who leaves candy wrappers, gum, spit balls, notes, etc. in the back of the seat.

Hey, if it weren't for me we wouldn't need a janitor!

Only the teenagers that make a mess?

[Tracy]

I'll also milk the cow.




We will have a cow, won't we?

[TW]

As if I didn't have enough to do! Sinks overflowing, stopped up toilets, chewing gum in the carpet, mop and wax the marble foyer ("it give the place some class" yeah Poimen, you didn't think about that when you had them put it in), and don't even get me started on the Fellowship Hall. There must be 5000 square feet of stainless steel in the kitchen that has to be cleaned after every use. Now they want to drag a cow in here!!! OK, bring the cow on and it be hamburgers for everyone! I ain't shoveling no cow manure! Period!!!


TW

[Pastor Don]

Since Pastor Gary is our Virtual Church Pastor and I am well aquainted with the need for a pastor to have someone that will do or at least try to do anything they are asked, I will quitely listen for the Pastor to say he needs something done and then just do it. I would also love to hep with the pastoral prayer covering and booster.

What ever needs to be done, I would love to do it.

[Shellie]

I'll do thong patrol.

As the ladies bow in the altar, I will stand behind them so that they are not a stumbling block to the men in the pews.

[Paully_44]

I'll do thong patrol.

As the ladies bow in the altar, I will stand behind them so that they are not a stumbling block to the men in the pews.

Need an assistant?