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irthnvesl wrote:Scooter, I liked number 3 and 19 the best. I once had a Colt 45. I think it was an M1991. It was based on the former M1911. I gave it to my preacher with a holster and two clips. The gun was loaded with a full clip in, the other was in a pocket on the holster.
Knowing I had had a trigger job done on it my pastor was going down the road and was curious how that trigger job worked out. So he points it outside the passenger side window and...whatdya know...squeezes off a round.![]()
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What did you do in the army?
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Pastorbps wrote:1. I once worked as a Border Patrol Agent but I got fired for letting someone into our country with something called a CPMA card.
2. I have gills and lungs but no webbed toes.
3. I once was recruited into a cult by a Carpet Cleaning Service owned by a “Preacher.”
4. I am not single but my wife would be okay with that.
5. We are seriously insane and one of us loves it.
6. I have almost conquered the English language which is more than I can say about any Ukrainians, Russians, French, or Spaniards.
7. I was once scouted to be the body double for “Alf.”
8. I have 21 fake tattoos of people with piercings (But I don’t dance).
9. I am a momma’s boy I just don’t know who she is.
10. I live on one of the greatest planets in the universe (And we’re coming for you guys soon).
11. I wrote all the encyclopedias in the world (Thanks for reading).
12. In the military I held the target for the best sharpshooter in our company.
13. In a related story, I have several bullet scars on my rear end and elsewhere.
14. I ran faster than anyone in my battalion. Unfortunately it was during our first battle and I was running away.
15. My Commanding Officer told me to come back. I replied I couldn’t hear him because I had my earplugs in.
16. My 2 brothers both tried to take my life (I hate you guys!)
17. I once showed up at a girl’s house with a U-Haul trailer. She called the cops.
18. When I was a child I once infected everyone on the Queen Mary with the Mumps.
19. I played the guitar for Mercy Me. Unfortunately, that hadn’t asked me so I was forced to leave.
20. I love Jesus and I have failed to comprehend any reasoning behind the fact He loves me but I sure am glad He does.
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