I'm getting "FAT"

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I'm getting "FAT"

Postby TW » March 18th, 2009, 12:34 am

From the feet up! :evil:

Yesterday as I was getting dressed for work I noticed that my feet were no longer the feet of a skinny man. Forty five plus years of pounding on concrete floors has taken it's toll. When I stop and think about it, almost every job that I have ever had required walking or standing on concrete floors. The human foot is not designed to do this. Now I look at my feet, and the once thin (B width) foot has spread (D width), they are beginning to look like pads at the end of my legs instead of feet. Now my ankles are starting to thicken. Where once the bones of my ankles gave indication as to where my legs stopped and my feet began, now there are just round blobs. The only conclusion that I can draw from this is that I'm getting fat from my feet up. Next it will be fat legs, then a fat butt, then the belly, and so on until it ends with a fat head!


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Postby soulsearcher » March 18th, 2009, 2:56 am

On behalf of the entire Jude2 family, I'm praying for divine intervention. We couldn't handle a FAT Floating Head.

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I'm getting fat

Postby Dr. Ron » March 18th, 2009, 10:48 am

On behalf of all of us who have the "f" problem, welcome to our personal hell.

My size ds have become e(s) and my chest and my belly have changed positions.

I have gained 100 pounds in the last 10 years.....it just creep up on you.....
That is why I will soon have the lap band !!!!

I hope you get fatter than a town dog!!!! you will look good fat.
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Re: I'm getting "FAT"

Postby Pianoman » March 18th, 2009, 11:21 am

TW wrote:Where once the bones of my ankles gave indication as to where my legs stopped and my feet began, now there are just round blobs.


TW - you could always opt for cankle liposuction! :lol:

I'd be happy if I could just see my cankles when I'm standing up! :shock:
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Postby MacUser » March 18th, 2009, 12:07 pm

TW.. be sure it isn't some underlying medical issue. Get it checked out if you can. Especially if it happened suddenly or of late.
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Postby Susie Hamilton » March 18th, 2009, 2:35 pm

I have heard that as we get older our feet get wider, especially if we have jobs that keep us on our feet a lot. The weight of gravity does widen the feet. My feet are now a 4E due to my job. Last week I tried on a pair of dress shoes I wore 10 years ago and they were too narrow for my feet. Or you could be getting fat. yeah right. :lol: :lol:
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