Make sure your pet is well cared for after the RAPTURE!!!

Russell Roberts · Postby **Russell Roberts** » September 16th, 2009, 12:03 pm

My brother and I are starting a new business. For the low, low price of a single payment of only twenty dollars, we will send you a contract to care for your pet after the rapture and during the tribulation period. All proceeds will be sent to feed the hungry in Africa. Sign up noew before the rush begins!!

beckrl · Postby **beckrl** » September 16th, 2009, 12:16 pm

Hmmm Don't all dogs go to Heaven :lol:

Russell Roberts · Postby **Russell Roberts** » September 16th, 2009, 12:19 pm

Beckrl, I think they do. BUT, I DON'T think they will make the rapture. :wink:

dolfan · Postby **dolfan** » September 16th, 2009, 6:19 pm

Jack Van Impe says they all go to heaven. Seriously. I don't know. I can't imagine cats will be around. I do know my daughter hopes so, and for her, I hope it happens. If I get a homestead there, I may still put up a no pets sign. :lol:

pastorables · Postby **pastorables** » September 16th, 2009, 9:50 pm

dolfan wrote: If I get a homestead there, I may still put up a no pets sign.

No pets?! You wouldn't have enjoyed the ARK.

oletimer · Postby **oletimer** » September 17th, 2009, 3:23 pm

If this bunch makes it then will not be a shortage of "bull"

Full Quiver · Postby **Full Quiver** » September 18th, 2009, 2:40 am

Russell, if I can get you on TBN here in the Nashville area broadcast nationally then we could market this idea but being the shark I am I would need a 40% stake or more in your business.

I am convinced you would sell to that audience. :lol:

Russell Roberts · Postby **Russell Roberts** » September 19th, 2009, 3:21 am

Full Quiver, if you can get me on TBN you can have all of it. But I won't be talking about pets or the rapture. I've got something else I want to say to them. :twisted:

Susie Hamilton · Postby **Susie Hamilton** » September 19th, 2009, 2:28 pm

So how do you hire someone to take care of the pets. What are the requirements? Are they a Christian? How you gonna pay them? :lol:

MacUser · Postby **MacUser** » September 20th, 2009, 5:57 pm

W.O.F , W.O.F !!

Russell Roberts · Postby **Russell Roberts** » September 22nd, 2009, 2:45 am

Rahab, I'm betting against the rapture. But that's a long story.

dolfan · Postby **dolfan** » September 22nd, 2009, 3:10 am

MacUser wrote:W.O.F , W.O.F !!

Clever. Verrrrry clever! :lol:

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