Story: ogling good as 30 minutes in gym?

[MacUser]

For men's eyes only: boob-ogling good as 30 minutes in gym

http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:wfo ... ent=safari

A study by German scientists showed that 10 minutes a day of ogling women’s breasts by men was as good at warding off heart disease, high blood pressure and stress as 30 minutes of aerobic exercise.

The five-year study conducted by Dr. Karen Weatherby, followed 200 men. Those who partook in boob ogling for just 10 minutes a day enjoyed benefits equal to those of 30 minutes of grunting, groaning, sweating and doing push-ups at the gym.

Weatherby found that a mere 10-minutes of staring at well-endowed females is roughly the equivalent of a 30-minute aerobics workout, because excitement gets the heart pumping and improves circulation.

“There is no question that gazing at breast makes men healthier,” Weatherby said.

She added: “Our study indicates that engaging in this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of a stroke and a heart attack in half. We believe that by doing so consistently, the average man can extend his life four to five years.”

The catch: The oglee had to be well-endowed. What the article didn’t say was if the breasts had to be bared, or how many men got a good face-slapping.

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Is this for real? Come ON!!!?

It was removed from www.digitaljournal.com because it was a joke?
Also pickedup on Newsvine...
http://74.125.47.132/search?q=cache:Lv2 ... ent=safari

[MacUser]

AHHH...

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/medica ... reasts.htm

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

[dolfan]

I was gonna say you might live longer, but you'll probably be blind!!!!!

[Poimen]

Well, it would be in agreement with Scripture if so ...


Proverbs 5:18-19
Let thy fountain be blessed: and rejoice with the wife of thy youth.
Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

[dolfan]

Chicka-chicka mau-mau

[Paully_44]

brings a whole new meaning of "going to the gym for a workout"

[paul]

brings a whole new meaning of "going to the gym for a workout"

This must explain why my health is so much better since moving to southern California with all the beaches