Anglo-Saxon Proto-English Manuscripts (995 AD): “God lufode middan-eard swa, dat he seade his an-cennedan sunu, dat nan ne forweorde de on hine gely ac habbe dat ece lif."
nope.
http://www.snopes.com/science/cookegg.asp whether or not some think snopes is viable or not, I have seen this tried in person. no workey, not enough MW radiation (not ANY in most phones) to even come close to measuring, let alone cooking.