I have a Samsung Mini DV camcorder that I bought in 2003 as soon as I found out my wife was expecting. I know, crazy. But, anyway, I don't have a firewire connection on any computer I own. I've got all these tapes, though, with my daughter on them, Christmases, etc. I want them on DVD.
Now: I want to use our Toshiba Satellite L455 laptop to burn to DVD. It has no Firewire connection as I said. I saw something where you can buy "express cards" with the firewire port on them, but I'm not sure where I'd connect the thing into my laptop (it doesn't look like it would fit anywhere on there and doesn't go into the USB port).
After you're through laughing at my ignorance

tell me what I need and how to do it. Pretty, pretty please!
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