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Doom And Gloom!!!!

Postby Gerald » December 20th, 2011, 2:52 pm

What do you get when you combine dispensationalism, Catholicism, numerology, a man who thinks he is prophesied in scripture and a Casio!?

Well it'd look something like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5PLf-2FYIM

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Postby Poimen » December 21st, 2011, 3:45 pm

I can't believe I watched over 2 minutes of that. :shock: Wow!
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Postby dolfan » December 21st, 2011, 7:20 pm

Kept watching behind him for the Creature from the Black Lagoon to come out of that swamp and eat him!! :lol:
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Postby dolfan » December 21st, 2011, 7:23 pm

EARWORM!!!!!! Oh, the humanity!!! Make it stop!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Gerald » December 26th, 2011, 4:06 am

It's like a car wreck in it's magnetic effect upon the eyes. You don't want to keep looking but you can't help yourself.

I've listened to quite a bit of this guys stuff as a study in JUST HOW BAD religious fervor and a little knowledge can get.


Like Camping, this guy is facsinated with Numerology, and reads meaning into numbers because his system of interpretation (I need to add this in order to get that) requires him to.

And, like most End TImes Specialist, he does not interpret the Bible so much as Crams CUrrent Events into Biblical ideas and then says LOOK!

EXAMPLE: A while back a North Korean Ship attacked a South Korean ship (or somesuch). THe Bible speaks of Armegeddon. Armegeddon MUST be the End Times War. The End Times War is in the Future because we havent had the End times war. We've had WWII but not WWIII, therefore the Korean even was the start of WWIII, which is even now raging and will culminate in the final battle of all time.

It's hilarious it's so bad; his sense of absolute sureness makes it even more so.

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Postby dolfan » December 26th, 2011, 7:00 am

Gerald wrote:I've listened to quite a bit of this guys stuff as a study in JUST HOW BAD religious fervor and a little knowledge can get.


You are a glutton for punishment! :lol:
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