Toliet Paper Dispute...

beemerdude · Postby **beemerdude** » March 9th, 2006, 4:27 am

Well I thought I would start the day off right by trying to give you something to chuckle about... here is a breaking news piece that proves do not mess with a woman's T.P.!

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/08/D8G7N5388.html

Toliet Plunger-OnGuard! ](*,)

RamboPreacher · Postby **RamboPreacher** » March 9th, 2006, 4:44 am

I voted under, but my real answer is whatever it happens to be when I put the role on - it makes absolutely no difference!!

I rank this one up there with why women complain about men leaving the stool lid up. why do they get away with that. I demand that women be more considerate to us men and leave the lid up for us to use more conveniently!!! hehehehehehehee

Dr. Ron · Postby **Dr. Ron** » March 9th, 2006, 5:09 am

Now you have finally come up with a poll that while it is not theological in nature sure strikes at the very essence of who we all are. I am not kidding.

Scientific studies have proven for years that the vast majority of homes have it coming over the top, while most commercial establishments have it coming from the bottom. The only answer to this is that it is harder to get the paper when it comes from the bottom up. Commercial establishments are interested in the "bottom" line, therefore you get bottom up tp. In our homes it is more about convenience and having an adequate amount of paper. Over the top has proven to be the most efficient means of getting this accomplished.

Just thought you would like to know that generous people do it from the top!!!

RamboPreacher · Postby **RamboPreacher** » March 9th, 2006, 5:15 am

not sure what kind of TP dispenser s you have Dr ron, but all teh ones in my house, and indeed in any hous I have ever been in, makes it equally easy to acquire the sufficient amount of TP for the job "at hand". Thus my statement that it makes no difference, whichever it turns out to be is fine. the bigger issue about TP dispensationalism is whether there are extra rolls available when necessary.

Paully_44 · Postby **Paully_44** » March 9th, 2006, 5:22 am

As long as it is there when needed is all I ask for.

By the title of the poll, I thought the question may be

Do you wad
or
Do you fold

:wink:

dolfan · Postby **dolfan** » March 9th, 2006, 5:27 am

You bunch of potty mouths!!! :lol:

I prefer under, my wife prefers over. I've trained myself over the years to hang it as an over. In my personal potty, I hang it under if I think of it. To me, it is easier to tear off against the rest of the roll with one sort of sweeping hand motion if it feeds from under the roll. Over the top feeding is more prone to pull off more paper instead of tearing what you've got. Then, you have to just rip again, or worse take the other hand and hold 'er steady whilst you rip. Too inefficient. :lol:

Postby **Shellie** » March 9th, 2006, 5:37 am

Do you wad
or
Do you fold

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that.

YouTube · Postby **Daniel** » March 9th, 2006, 6:33 am

Toilet paper - what's that?

I'm only familiar with the three sea shells.

Ilovebigcats · Postby **Ilovebigcats** » March 9th, 2006, 7:10 am

Beemerdude- You defintately don't mess with a womans TP. I wanna know why everytime I go to the potty there is a partial sheet left that I have to replace? I voted over the top!

Rambo- The choice of the word STOOL in talking about this was rather gross. Can we stick with Potty, Throne, Can, or Pot? :wink:

Rambo and Dr Ron- I have found over the years that men prefer under and women prefer over. Men must use the click of the wrist differently than women (probably from other bathroom experiences with a under grab versus over :shock:

) . The men that I have spoke with think it is easier to tear away their portion if it is coming under. I however find it easier coming from the top.

Paully- I wad. Sometimes I fold my wad and go at it again. HAHAHAHA!! :lol:

Dolfan- it is obvious who has small children by their choice of the word potty!

Since Rambo uses Stool.... think he has had some procedures done that require samples??? :shock:

AND Mr Danger uses the word Pot in his sig... well that would explain the hot pink pants. :twisted:

KiMmY · Postby **KiMmY** » March 9th, 2006, 7:33 am

How 'bout...I don't like it on the roller. I like to be able to pick the roll up and pull off the desired amount of TP. I use the roller thingy as an object to place the TP on top of. Of course this aggravates Jeff to no end.

beemerdude · Postby **beemerdude** » March 9th, 2006, 7:40 am

Ilovegcats wrote:Beemerdude- You definitely don't mess with a womans TP. I wanna know why everytime I go to the potty there is a partial sheet left that I have to replace? I voted over the top!

I was raised with three girls and one bathroom plus my mom...need I say more?

When you went to the toilet / throne/ potty- or whatever your choice of words for the the lid, you DID NOT leave it up for convenience!

I will not tell "who" but after my wife and I were married I was staying at someones house and in the middle of the night a certain female (to be unnamed and not my wife) went to the bathroom in the dark and sit down and "splash" they were washed off before the job ever began! :lol:

Seventeen years later I still get blamed, and I am adamant that my Momma raised me right, you NEVER leave the toilet lid in the upright position.....

RamboPreacher · Postby **RamboPreacher** » March 9th, 2006, 8:00 am

i had 5 sisters (and 7 brothers) and I don't think it was or is fair that the men have to be the ones to "remember". we are darned if we do and darned if we don't. if I leave it down, it may splash. if we leave it up, it is inconvenient for the women. why is it that the women have to have it their way? why can't it be a compromise?

Paully_44 · Postby **Paully_44** » March 9th, 2006, 8:46 am

Daniel wrote:I'm only familiar with the three sea shells.

What a great movie!

On the other hand, I guess it is good we have evolved away from the corn cob.

Ilovebigcats · Postby **Ilovebigcats** » March 9th, 2006, 9:25 am

beemerdude- I have the opposite problem. My husband was raised right he ALWAYS puts the lid down. Occasionally though he will put it ALL the way down. A few times I have went to potty in the middle of the night with the light off and sat down thinking I would hit a cold doughnut shape only to slap down too soon on a cold flat lid. arg! That makes me sooo mad. I yell at him to quit putting the top down!

Rambo- The answer to your question is that WE women DO NOT pee on the seat and other areas of the toliet so WHY should we have to be the ones to touch the nasty thing to lower it when MEN are the ones to "raise and spray."

RamboPreacher · Postby **RamboPreacher** » March 9th, 2006, 9:40 am

Ilovegcats wrote:... A few times I have went to potty in the middle of the night with the light off and sat down thinking I would hit a cold doughnut shape only to slap down too soon on a cold flat lid...

case in point. Men are required to look where they go, but women don't have to?!?!? what's up with that?

still havent' heard a valid reason why the ownus is on men to make sure that the stool/potty is ready for the women. Being nice is nice, but if that is the ONLY reason, then why can't the woman be nice to the man?

With all that said, if you have children (of all ages), there is a reason to keep both lids down - sometimes the baby ruth's don't flush all the way, but that's another topic.

Jude 2