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Do you hang the T.P. over or under?

Poll ended at March 16th, 2006, 4:27 am

Over
26
90%
Under
3
10%
 
Total votes: 29

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Postby Ilovebigcats » March 9th, 2006, 9:52 am

RamboPreacher wrote:case in point. Men are required to look where they go, but women don't have to?!?!? what's up with that?


Ya know you CAN sit down and do your business.
Danny worked with a guy, Troy Raymer. He'd sit down to pee. Did it all his life. Sure enough after lunch Danny'd hit the urinal and Troy'd go in a stall and have a seat.
End this wonder now! Sit Down!
As for the anatomy of it... you'll have to ask God that one.

still havent' heard a valid reason why the ownus is on men to make sure that the stool/potty is ready for the women. Being nice is nice, but if that is the ONLY reason, then why can't the woman be nice to the man?


I thought I covered that. If men would wipe there messy spray down and disinfect then I wouldn't have a problem touching the seat to lower it. *gags* If we have to clean it, then we get to say how it should be kept. :P

With all that said, if you have children (of all ages), there is a reason to keep both lids down - sometimes the baby ruth's don't flush all the way, but that's another topic. :) :lol:


*thinks she watches way too much TV*
*in best Goonies Sloth voice*

BABY RUTH?!?!?!

*ears wiggling*

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Postby RamboPreacher » March 9th, 2006, 11:18 am

Ilovegcats wrote:
RamboPreacher wrote:case in point. Men are required to look where they go, but women don't have to?!?!? what's up with that?


Ya know you CAN sit down and do your business. ...

never said we couldn't - point still remains whether a man sits or stands he is expected to watch where he goes, but a woman, apparently doesn't have to.

still havent' heard a valid reason why the ownus is on men to make sure that the stool/potty is ready for the women. Being nice is nice, but if that is the ONLY reason, then why can't the woman be nice to the man?


I thought I covered that. If men would wipe there messy spray down and disinfect then I wouldn't have a problem touching the seat to lower it. *gags* If we have to clean it, then we get to say how it should be kept. :P

nope, still not covered, what spray are you talking about, a man still has to lift the lids, that is the point of this particular subjectmatter. Now if he doesn't, that is another topic altogether, but I am assuming he does lift them. And again, thus the need of this side-topic. Men have to lift the lid before they begin and lower it when they are done. women can apparently just sit and take care of business, not matter what, wnad without looking (at some points, this seems to be acceptable for some reason).

Again, why must men do all this, just to be nice? whay can't the women be nice and lift the lids when she is done? there is no compromise at all, the man must do it all? :) hehehe So the point is still valid and my question remains as a valid unanswered question.
Thanks, Brent "RamboPreacher" Hoefling

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Postby Paully_44 » March 9th, 2006, 12:03 pm

RamboPreacher wrote:Again, why must men do all this, just to be nice?


Thanks to a link by dolfan on another thread, here is an good solution

The Seat That Automatically Closes
Let the wild rumpus start!

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Re: Toliet Paper Dispute...

Postby THE RAzEr » March 9th, 2006, 12:51 pm

beemerdude wrote:Well I thought I would start the day off right by trying to give you something to chuckle about... here is a breaking news piece that proves do not mess with a woman's T.P.!

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/03/08/D8G7N5388.html


Toliet Plunger-OnGuard! ](*,)


Something about the thread STNKS. :lol: :lol: :roll: :roll:
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Maybe I should not ask

Postby beemerdude » March 9th, 2006, 1:28 pm

Ilovegcats wrote:
Ya know you CAN sit down and do your business.
Danny worked with a guy, Troy Raymer. He'd sit down to pee.


Gcats,

First,How does Danny know this important info about Troy Raymer :idea:

Next, How do you think Troy is going to feel about his business being plastered on Jude2?:lol:

By the way...for the MAN who is sitting down to do ALL of his business is an art...if he don't watch out he will leave with wet whitee tightees!

Attention: All men standing at urinals please to scoot up a bit, the next guy might be barefooted!

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Postby Ilovebigcats » March 9th, 2006, 2:05 pm

Barefoot!? Gross!

Troy Raymer proudly told people he sat down.... then Danny noticed in the stall. If he's only there 10 seconds and his feet face the door what else is he doing??? Troy would kill anybody that crossed him. So no one picked at him. He had the gun in the glove compartment to prove it. :shock:

If you are worried about your whitey tightys then it is time to step out of the 80's. Get some boxer brief... COLORED ones so your woman don't mind washing them. :P


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