The OTHER T.P. Dispute

THE RAzEr · Postby **THE RAzEr** » March 9th, 2006, 12:57 pm

Jeremy wrote:Not trying to hijack the other thread but....could...not...resist...temptation!

(I know, I need to be prayed for now.)

We could pray, but I believe you have already been moved! :oops:

I know I was!

Ilovebigcats · Postby **Ilovebigcats** » March 9th, 2006, 1:18 pm

dolfan wrote:Ilovegcats: A roll in one sitting??? Does he take breaks???!!! Or at least wait until everyone is in bed? Does that mean he uses a whole bar of soap afterward?? Why do I have a picture of a certain part of the Colorado River in mind??

Pretty close to a roll. I think he has actually completely used one in one sitting. Him and my mom both. They have issues. Forget the woman with the issue of blood. They have the issue of bowels. haha! :twisted:

He doesn't take breaks but he does give courtesy flushes. At least 1 usually 2. It also keeps from stopping the pot up. He goes when ever it hits. We have to clear a path.

I personally would like the whole bar of soap afterward but I'll settle for a couple of matches being struck. :roll:

I'm just glad he makes it to the toliet. :shock:

KiMmY · Postby **KiMmY** » March 9th, 2006, 6:08 pm

Sweet. I love potty humor.

I would have to say Ilovegcats is closest to my TP methods. I guess what I do is actually a folding wade. And to keep from clogging...you "go" flush...then "wipe" flush until you're done.

I have to tell the girls at church camp to do that. I'll go into the cabin bathroom and there is like one toilet out of 7 that isn't completely stopped up. So I have to sit them down on their bunks and teach them the art of proper toilet flushing techniques.

Poimen · Postby **Poimen** » March 9th, 2006, 6:29 pm

dolfan wrote:
EagerBeaver wrote:I think all the good posts are stopped up somewhere.

Well, we'll all stand before the "Bemis" seat one day.

(Bema, Gr. for "seat", as in "judgment seat of Christ".)

This thread is soooooo funny.

I have always wanted a picture in the bathroom right across form the toilet, with the scripture on it....

" And I beheld and saw a great white throne. And the world fled from before him that sat there on."

:oops:

I couldn't vote
somtimes I fold, others I wad.

Sherry · Postby **Sherry** » March 9th, 2006, 8:57 pm

This post has pooped me out I have laughed so hard! :wink:

As for my bathroom habits, I'll never tell! :oops:

Ilovebigcats · Postby **Ilovebigcats** » March 10th, 2006, 2:07 am

Poimen wrote:I couldn't vote
somtimes I fold, others I wad.

GREAT!!! We even get a FORCED POLL on TP! :roll:

MrDanger · Postby **MrDanger** » March 10th, 2006, 12:35 pm

KiMmY wrote: a folding wade

Phillips?

MrDanger · Postby **MrDanger** » March 10th, 2006, 12:36 pm

I had a lame pun and then saw someone use it in the other thread.

KiMmY · Postby **KiMmY** » March 10th, 2006, 7:56 pm

MrDanger wrote:
KiMmY wrote: a folding wade

Phillips?

Can I blame my spelling or lack there of on being raised in Cleveland like that other Jude2er on here?

Dr. Ron · Postby **Dr. Ron** » March 11th, 2006, 10:45 am

You guys would all hate me and my son. At boot camp, we teach the cadets how to flush the toilet "by the numbers" and how to make the toilet paper "salute". In order for the toilet paper to salute, you have to put it on where it comes over the top.

When the cadets get home, we get emails and letters from the parents thanking us for this. They tell us it is the first time they have had real order in their bathrooms. I don't understand that. We have always done that. If you come to my home, the toilet paper will always be in a salute. That's also how we know if anyone else has used our toilet. They don't put it back the way it is supposed to be. We also have order in the kitchen and other places. My garage is even clean and neat. (NOt my idea)

Anyway, this thread has degenerated to a stinking mess! Clean it up people!

beemerdude · Postby **beemerdude** » March 11th, 2006, 11:03 am

KiMmY wrote: I have to tell the girls at church camp to do that. I'll go into the cabin bathroom and there is like one toilet out of 7 that isn't completely stopped up. So I have to sit them down on their bunks and teach them the art of proper toilet flushing techniques.

This reminds me of situation in our youth camp a couple of years ago. I was the head councilor for the boys. The camp coordinator calls me up on the radio and tells me there is problem in cabin brown #2.

And he was not kidding...it was a toilet stopped up, I went in with my shirt over my mouth and nose, armed with only a plunger.
When I looked in the toilet I could not believe that this was from a human, it was as big as a paper towel tube! :oops:

The bad part was no matter what we did it would not flush! The camp coordinator was yelling, "break it in half" and I am about to vomit. And then to add to the dilemma the toilet started to overflow and I was afraid that it was about to float from bathroom to the cabin.

To this day at every state meeting I go to this guy will say under his breath "Break in half."

And I start laughing all over again.

KiMmY · Postby **KiMmY** » March 11th, 2006, 7:01 pm

And he was not kidding...it was a toilet stopped up, I went in with my shirt over my mouth and nose, armed with only a plunger.

Now that's what I call "Youth Ministry."

I've had some similar situations with my campers but I won't go there.

RamboPreacher · Postby **RamboPreacher** » December 1st, 2006, 8:34 am

bump for posterity.

JanB · Postby **JanB** » December 1st, 2006, 8:52 am

RamboPreacher wrote:bump for posterity.

WOW, I see I am not alone in my wadding preference.

This thread is just too funny. :lol:

doilooklost · Postby **doilooklost** » December 1st, 2006, 9:19 am

I was out for about 2hrs or less. Came to see this thread which was not here when I left was at 2 almost 3 pages. I was thinking how some subjects can move so fast. Until I saw it was started in March. I feel a little better now. Can you hold on, I need to go the the bathroom.

Jude 2