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ooooo -- excitement

Postby Pastor Gary » May 16th, 2008, 1:41 am

Okay -- it was after midnight... wife was already in bed, daughter and boyfriend were still out with friends. I was in the living room of the parsonage, which is at the BACK of the church property. Watching the cable news channel, answering email on my MacBook Pro in my chair. Suddenly I see VERY bright lights all over through the vertical blinds, pounding feet, and a deep voice ordering someone to "STOP RIGHT THERE!"

I jumped up, popped the blinds open and saw 4 or 5 Honolulu Police officers on my lanai. I opened the sliding glass door and asked what was up... "We are chasing a naked man." :shock:

Turns out there were 4 police cars in the neighborhood responding to a call about a naked male prowler. They chased him around the back of the church property and lost him! :shock: :shock:

30-something, medium-stocky build, not to tall, Hispanic male with shortish hair and a thin moustache... naked... around my home! :shock: :shock: :shock:

It is almost 2 AM and they did not find him yet.
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too funny

Postby Poimen » May 16th, 2008, 2:13 am

"lookie der lookie der, he ain't wearin' no clothes."

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby crispfin » May 16th, 2008, 4:15 am

They call him the streak . . . :D

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sing-a-long

Postby Poimen » May 16th, 2008, 4:16 am

... fastest thang on two feet.
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Postby DaJudge » May 16th, 2008, 4:45 am

DON'T LOOK ETHEL!!!!

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Postby DeWayneTN » May 16th, 2008, 4:46 am

Too late.....
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Re: ooooo -- excitement

Postby soulsearcher » May 16th, 2008, 5:07 am

Pastor Gary wrote:30-something, medium-stocky build, not to tall, Hispanic male with shortish hair and a thin moustache... naked...


Uummmmmmm. That description could fit almost, oh, I dunno, about 800,000 PEOPLE around here (well, all except for the "naked" part).

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Denny's

Postby Poimen » May 16th, 2008, 5:09 am

Suddenly I'm thinking of Denny's and their sandwich...

Moons over "My Hammy" :shock: :lol:
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Postby stevenson » May 16th, 2008, 6:02 am

Haha! That story made my day! I needed a good laugh! Thanks!
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excitement

Postby Dr. Ron » May 16th, 2008, 7:38 am

What is a naked mexican doing in Hawaii?
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Re: excitement

Postby Sherry » May 16th, 2008, 7:52 am

Dr. Ron wrote:What is a naked mexican doing in Hawaii?


He was running for the border of Texas and missed the mark? :wink:

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Re: excitement

Postby Pastor Gary » May 16th, 2008, 10:25 am

Dr. Ron wrote:What is a naked mexican doing in Hawaii?


Well, it was "Hispanic" and not specifically "Mexican" -- and there are more than 100,000 Hispanics in Hawaii. Most of them, however, are NOT naked. :D
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ooooooo excitement

Postby Dr. Ron » May 16th, 2008, 10:35 am

I thougth nearly everybody in Hawaii was naked (nearly) .....or at least that is the way it looks on tv.......bikinis.......
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Re: ooooooo excitement

Postby Pastor Gary » May 16th, 2008, 10:37 am

Dr. Ron wrote:I thougth nearly everybody in Hawaii was naked (nearly) .....or at least that is the way it looks on tv.......bikinis.......


Only the tourists. The local people are pretty modest. :wink:
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"For surely, O LORD, you bless the righteous;
you surround them with your favor as with a shield." (Psalm 5:12)


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